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The Quotes Thread

Post by Revival on Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:23 am

A Thread for all the Quotes said during Iterum Roleplay, both IC and OOC. Funny to serious.

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"They Have No Neck Bone!" - Scout

"Wow I'm already delegated to giving Tours" - Sam

"Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom Doin' your mom " - The TS 2017-presdent day

"Can I fuck your pussy?" - Andrew

"Yes! We are! Show me your babies-- oh!" - Mia

LCpl Flynt Thatcher says "I don't get paid enough to know... Wait, I haven't been paid in months. I'll be back, I need to settle some finace issues I just discovered."

"I was the OG Veggie" - Meachum

Pvt Vicky Morello says "YES."

"I was looking for coffee, Bitch." - Aussie

"Oh my god, Wendy fell into the fryer." - Andrew

"I wanna see him do a little dance, maybe a little tango." - Mia

"Reapers, a race of FUCK." - Kravis

"Close the fucking doors!" - Scout

"Oh shit yeah fuck." - Scout

"You're pregnant mia." - Scout
"STOP." - Mia

"Don't give him any ideas." - Lapis

LtCmd Adande Greene says "Me looks at his uniform.

"Just kidding I love you Kravis please don't kill the trees" - Lapis

"Why am I watching POD RACING" - Meachum

"Wow, I really need to take a shit!" - Satoshi

"(Couldn't understand) Fruit can be bruised!" - Aussie
"What?" - Revival

"BoombdiyadaBoombdiyadaBoombdiyadaBoombdiyadaBoombdiyadaBoombdiyadaBoombdiyadaBoombdiyada" - Aussie

"Nope nope no nope no no nope nope nope no nononono.... Well That's just awkward." - Meachum

"Ooh what's this here you got a fighter jet?" - Meachum

"This is my home and now I'm scared." - Mia

"Wh-whata monster." - Mia

"There's a face on that ball!" - Mia
"Wait, there's a face on that ball?" - Revival
'YES!' - Mia

"HE'S CREEPEE" - Lapis

"RP that you're scared." - Vasili
"Ohmygod" - Many people

"ITS A PIZZA HAT! ITS A PIZZA HAT!" - Meachum

"Best friends forever by... (Mumbling) - JCorr

"My meatballs are smiling at me imperials can you say -OH!" - Meachum

"alright lapis not to rip on the music but i didn't resist reaper indoctrination to get indoctrinate by communism" - Vasili

"I am the least important person you've ever heard of." - Draymour
"Its about time you stepped up" - Sly

"Wake me u-" - Dramour
"Shut up" - Revival

"This is like russiafied pizza" - Scout

"I'm putting that in the group chat right now" - Scout
"No, Don't" - Lapis

"Education is no Joke" - Vasili

"Y-you're grabbing his asshole, stop it." - Scout

"Don't worry we'll liberart-" - Sargo
"(Mom Yelling)" - Revival
"Nevermind, By Revival!" - Sargo

"Buy me PORN" - Lapis

"You said pork?" - Aussie
"No Aussie please don't do this to me" - Lapis

"Did you add my penis in there?" - Sly
"I did now" - Revival
"You're not going to see it." - Sly
"I know." - Revival

"I've found the perfect way to not enter the quotes thread is by ending all of your sentences with-" - Sly

"Do you think Scout eats corn bread?" - Sly

"Go make noodles." - Sly
"NO!" - Sly's GF

"Draymour if you ever, ever send me gore porn again I swear to god." - Sly

"Alright thats it hold on" - Andrew

"Hello I'm your friendly neighbourhood frog." - Lapis

|IRP| Sly: Re
|IRP| Revival: vi
|IRP| Sly: BEEEEEEEEEEES
|IRP| Revival: Thats not how you spell Revival.
|IRP| Sly: ReviBEEEEEEEEEEES
|IRP| Sly: I see no issue here
|IRP| Revival: Hmm
|IRP| Revival has changed their name to |IRP| ReviBEEEEEEEEEEES.
|IRP| ReviBEEEEEEEEEEES: I don't either

"I have the higher ground Anakin, I have two guns!" - Satoshi

"I'm going to leave before he gets back." - Pepper

"I'm Still Reading Hold On" - Andrew

|IRP-O| Scout: heyyyy dont post dumb gifs on shit like mia's post
|IRP-O| Scout: besides thats digital blackface
|IRP-O| Scout: racst

"If I feed them their hands-" - Aussie
"Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok!" - Revival, really disgusted

" that adultery and actually not funny" - Vasili

"Don't make him an ugly prirate man" - Lapis

(Whispers) "Anchovies...." - Andrew

"Scout my immersion is ruined there is snow going through the ceiling" - Sargo

<20:04:21> "Vasiil": GIVE IT BACK
<20:04:23> "Vasiil": IT OUR WAS
<20:04:27> "Vasiil": BITCH

Sargo: We're in the closet.
Sargo: With Connie.

"OHGOHWE- WHAT A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE" - Scout

"Scout give me a kiss... fuck you then." - Jeff

"NO! You will not fuck with my sled dogs" - Scout
"I will fuck your-" - Sam
"I will rip off your other arm." - Scout
"Can you eat it?" - Sam

"Jeff i'd kiss your belly button low key" - Scout

"Like right now I'm cleaning my belly button" - Scout

"OH BABY CHILLIS IS..... hello?" - Scout

"The production of your moms pussy is productive." - Scout

"It was a trap." - Mia

"I wonder if stretch armstrong has a butthole under his underwear" - Sam
"What?" - Jcorr
"NOTHING!" - Sam

"Wait Andrew you're playing a Jawa?" - Revival
"Yeah." - Andrew
"You fucking-" - Revival

"WAIT! JAWAS CAN'T FLY! Unless... YOU WANT TO TRY!" - Scout

"Race, Human. Voice, literally a Robot" - Sly

[OOC] Nakki Tef: *Claps in Spanish*

"Sorry whenever I hear General Grevious in 2D I hear Ra Ra Rasputin" - Sly

"I remember when my favorite sci-fi fictions weren't dead." - Aussie

"I'm just gonna spam order 37 on the server." - Scout

"Don't put that into the quotes thread Revival" - Sly

"Where'd my pencil go! Fuck you!" - Andrew

"You know what else is back? Chillies is Back" - Aussie
*Moans* - Mia

"AUSSIE STOP!" - Scout
"ok" - Aussie

"Ok, but seriously don't go onto Happy puppies dot net" - Scout
"REVIVAL WENT THERE. HE WENT THERE." - Lapis
"Can we please stop talking about dark web shit I want to buy stuff." - Andrew
"I'm going to go drink bleach" - Revival
"OH GOD. ENOUGH. STOP." - Kravis

Also no. I'm going to go get a shower soon. Been waiting for my phone to charge up - Revival
"Let me in" - Andrew

"ha I spelt ass" - Vasili

"Engineer calls Kravis Fatbis" - Lapis

"You're a Quote. Don't Quote that I swear to fucking go-" - Andrew

"Why Can't I push any Buttons on my Garries mod!" - Scout

"I can't find any fucking  curtains" - Kravis

"A little bit" - Kravis

"OH HERE COMES ANOTHER MANDELOREAN NO" - Kravis

"I just wanted to start a fucking bed in breakfast here" - Aussie

"I wish I was born with eyes" - Revival

"GeeGeeGaGaGoo" - Lapis
"STOP" - Scout

"No, No, Fuck! I just subscribed to this Alpaca Mod!" - Andrew

"I'm getting all Hivey" - Mia

"Ohhh god." - Andrew

"HEY Uh.... Pepper." - Scout
"Yeah?" - Pepper
"Dd I tag you in that video with that black friend of mine who's a Jedi?" - Scout

"Aussie Why are you the way that you are?" - Scout
"Because my views of DragonballZ don't line up with mine" - Aussie

"Eat me out, Buy me shoes, make me cum, get the fuck out." - Pepper

"Why are we having this conversation." - Lapis

"Would that mean you'll get charged for..." - Jeff

"Quoting Agathon, of course." - Scout

"Alright then don't take it then." - Lapis

"How can you get past the security? Um, Cough on him." - Lapis
"Cum on Him" - Pepper

"Lapis Massage my Feet" - Andrew
"What?" - Lapis

"Hey guys, I can't read so can you put that in braile?" - Meachum

"MY CLASSROOM'S BURNED DOWN AGAIN!" - Revival

"So there's a questline in Caeser's Legion where there's a little girl who's a slave, and she wants her teddy bear, so you go get it and then you have the option to Rip it in half, right in front of her." - Scout

|1-RCO| Scout Nov 11, 2010 @ 7:49pm  
IM FROM CANADA!!!
( From https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QN7l-O1jZ7nEdg7Wcgf5f2MHL7tyL5e-ZUA4DZUklY0/edit )

"That's just straight racist" - Scout

"Oooooh let me just check my Snapy Wappy" - Aeado

"Don't Screenshot that you Dick!" - Aeado
"And now its in the groupchat" - Sam

"Little did mia know I came on that piece of paper so it added a little bit of spice." - Scout

"It's also because he cums out powder" - Mia

"He is straight out of Ghana, Africa." - Kyle

"There's this fucking African Warlord in my Basic" - Scout

"Keep your fucking claws away from my penis." - Kravis

"Kyle, not a throwback, not even thursday." - Scout

"I ORDERED FUCKING ICED TEA!" - Scout

"It's not the funny kind of domestic abuse." - Revival

"My Hips are three inches higher than normal" - Lapis

"Lapis is the reason why Germany should have won world war two." - Pepper

"He didn't exploit the Africans enough." - DarthAussie

"Yes. Like I get an image in my head of a VHS cover with a bunch of naked buff guys with inconveniently large penises, rubbing baby oil on each other and it's called something like "Flynt Thatcher in: Opening The Ed Boy's Door" or something like that." - Sly

"Attention all marine soldiers, this soldier drinking marinara sauce from his canteen, do as you will." - Pepper

[LOOC] LCpl Joseph Santiago: I was about to put "it was my little brother anyways" xD
[LOOC] Sgt William Osborne: And I would have ethnically cleansed you.

"THEY'RE FUCKING CHATTING WITH IMPERIAL OFFICERS!" - Andrew

"Water Mammals, No Way!" - Andrew

OpC Droko Compor says "Nothing you humans can't handle."
OpC Droko Compor says: "Particularly a human jew or a human asiatic."

[OOC] HM Naomi Octavius: OwO What's This Medical prop *nuzzles against remover tool*
[OOC] ALI-EDI.10478: shut the flying fuck up

*Asmr Noises* - Kravis
"STOP TOUNGING MY EAR!" - Revival

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" - Lapis

"I just ripped major ass." - Kravis
'Random static noises' - Lapis

"You know... My... My fucking empire ruled over you. Armenian" - Keegan

HM Naomi Octavius says "Cp,e pm Weoss/"

"That's why I called you a jew!" - Vail

"That's a really big guy!" - Kravis's nephew
"Oh Hai babe!" - Kravis's Nephew

"My box. Get the fuck out." - Vail

HM Naomi Octavius has used '/It LCpl Valonia Agonis says "Hi there. My name's Valonia Agonis. And I'm eighteen!"'.
"Who The Fuck Said That?" - Meachum
"It was Agonis!" - Revival
Wolff Repeatedly Shoots Agonis
LtCmd Michael Wolff says: "Who shot Agonis?

"I'm not letting a Vorcha on the ship even if he has the cure to super space aids." - Meachum

Revival:

Fuck Female quarians
Cause I can't get any good pictures without porn being involved.
Seriously like - why is everybody obsesed with quarian toes

[7:14 PM]
old man fuck your pussy:
Cause they're like tator tots nigga

"Oh my god he supports the furd reich." - Pepper



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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by drewsane12 on Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:36 pm


*Thatcher gets extremely close*

LCpl Flynt Thatcher says "Hello there."
Pvt Virlin Valilith says "Yes, Sir?"
LCpl Flynt Thatcher says "You're a pretty big guy."
Pvt Virlin Valilith says "I'll take that as a compliment."
LCpl Flynt Thatcher says "Noted. Have a nice day."
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Kravis on Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:50 pm

SvC Sam Chevalier says "Realy, Commander. I'm fine."
LtCmd Adande Greene says "First off, you can't even spell really."
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by SlyCoopr on Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:45 pm

Lapis - Give me $50 I'll kill Sykes
Me- Fucking deal!
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Lapis on Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:46 pm

Sly: Who designs a mech with a fine ass
Me: cerberus
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Lapis on Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:50 am

Scout: well he can eat my entire right testicle for dinner and have the left one for fuckin dessert alright
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Draymour on Fri Mar 30, 2018 9:58 pm

Revival: Where are them Mexicans.
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Kravis on Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:19 pm

"Shut up." = Litearlly anyone
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Vasiil on Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:59 pm

"Shut up, bitch" - Dwayne Johnson
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Kravis on Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:17 pm

"Kravis, yeah thanks dude let's KICK HIS ASS" - Bro Team
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Vasiil on Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:19 pm

"fuck you american i votekick you" - Mohammed18742
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Kravis on Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:59 pm



[1:54 PM]
BELLÍSIMO (Sam):
I'm blocking you

[1:55 PM]
Kravis:
Thank you
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Kravis on Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:16 pm

[12:15 PM]
Arglack:
now to try to stream this masterpiece again

*launches Hunt down the Freeman*

[12:15 PM]
Kravis:
what game
OH fucking LORD



this doesn't count as self quoting fuck you
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Kravis on Mon Nov 26, 2018 5:54 pm

BELLÍSIMO (super admin) has connected to the server.
[OOC] SvC Emma Thatcher: Oh no
[OOC] SvC Emma Thatcher: The Itallians have landed
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Punished_Rhodesian on Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:21 pm

Pfc David Weston says "So the Volus made anime?"
HA Nguyen Thi Kim-Ly says "Yeah. But the Salarians like, draw and write that shit."
Pfc David Weston says "Well, they have a very weird concept of Human anatomy, then."
HA Nguyen Thi Kim-Ly says "They go: "Hisss- lemme' draw these tiddies as big as possible" "

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Post by Arglack on Wed Nov 28, 2018 5:40 pm

*** SvC Emma Thatcher has a small face on her face
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Revival on Wed Nov 28, 2018 5:59 pm

Sargo

That's not hitler is it?
Lol

Revival

It is

Sargo

I am not using Hitler
You fuck
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Post by Agathon on Sat Dec 08, 2018 8:18 pm

[LOOC] GyC Emma Thatcher: Wouldn't it be cool if cum was white instead of red
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Post by Vasiil on Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:10 pm

hahaha these quotes are so fucking funny
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Post by Vasiil on Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:10 pm

bitch
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Kravis on Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:39 am

nice

[10:38 AM]
Sgt Kravis:
Vail finally changed his profile picture
Thank god

[10:38 AM]
Lapis:
finally with that sike

[10:38 AM]
Sgt Kravis:
Finally that sike came through

[10:38 AM]
Lapis:
lmao
vasiil last night
"still waiting on the sike btw"
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Re: The Quotes Thread

Post by Lapis on Tue Jan 01, 2019 9:59 pm

Pfc Leon Marshall says "That's the cum, Birdman."


Keegan: "cum is stored in the geth"
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Post by Lapis on Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:40 pm

Pepper: WHAT'S A PIZZA CUTTER?!?!?!?!
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